Mammoth has a big one and yet.....!!!

Alright, this is totally a fun blog. So its totally goin to look nonsense if I start with an introduction or something..! plus I know anyway no one's gonna sit and read an introduction from a totally strange blog which is obviously full of nonsense!. So I'm just gonna write the nonsense which is supposed to be funny..

The first funniest nonsense is about the elephants and again its totally for fun n fun alone.. no hard feelings ok..

Elephants are wonderful animals. You know they've got this huge body and tusks, but yet they're sooo vegetarian! ( think about cats! those fellaws r way too small and they hate vegetarian food!). And Elephants have got this great memory power, if we let them to go to school, I bet they're gonna be the toppers all the time and since they're the minority they would even get fair reservations and scholarships. And they don't have to bother about wearing uniforms or blazers or whatever.. They'll be very good students too and if you employ them, you can pay them bananas instead and they would never demand a rise!.

There's one important issue at hand now, which nobody seem to be worried of.. Elephants only mate only for 10 seconds or so! man thats very quick!, and you know what if they don't get a pair for a long time, they go mad. And that is something to be considered because in some of the Indian temples, they have an in-house Elephant for some reason!. They provide everything to the Elephant man, gotta appreciate it. They give good food, a cozy shelter made of something else than just trees in the jungle! But the mate! they never seem to care about that man. Think about it, you do it like everyday! probably more than that. Where would these elephants go!? They prepare so much for this 10 seconds and if it gets wasted!? The whole concept sucks!!

If I were an Elephant in a zoo or a temple I would definitely try to speak up and ask those people to work out a solution.. really there's no point in havin a big body and a couple of huge long tusks, if I can't attract a girl! Speaking of which I tell you, that is the most important thing for every organism. Isn't it? I mean you admire and Elephant, you fear it, you worship it.. hellow..... did it ask you to?? All that it needs is a good f**k! Think again man it has got a huge one and it can't use it for the right purpose!? This is ridiculous man we've got to do something about it.. or one fine day you'll read news about Elephant raping someone!

So I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna ask some of the well known Elephants in African or in Indian jungles for opinions and I'm gonna come up with a solution!... on my way to Africa now.....