Ok my plans of going to Africa didn't really work out exactly as I thought it would! Apparently, even African countries don't let a guy with my name in without thinking twice. Actually like two million times! Nevertheless, I did manage to get someone else research on it!

I know it's been like 4 or so years now, but what the heck!? Our beloved mammoths have been under-treated for centuries now in our country! So a solution is a solution and better late than never!

So here's what we do - we make a rule. The parliament passes a bill saying elephants have the right to fuck. And every in-house elephant must be provided with these facilities. The people who are responsible for these elephants must see to it that they get laid. Here's what they need to do:

• Buy an elephant of the opposite sex, feed it, take care of it and let them bone anytime they want.
• Take the elephant to a forest now and then and let it pick up someone and have a good night once awhile.
• Open elephant brothels all over the places and make the owners of customer elephants' pay for it.

This has to happen people - no other way! Let's make India great again!