The mosquito and the ant

This is the story which explains why mosquitoes and ants never fraternize. A long long time ago there lived a real macho mosquito and a sexy chic ant. Those days were conservative. Very conservative! But love never cares and one day as the mosquito was prying inside a house, there it saw the ant. The beautiful, bloodsucking, sexy red ant. The mosquito upon seeing the sexy body, magnetic eyes and everything, fell for the ant. It was love at first sight!

It took minutes and hours for the mosquito to convince the ant. They started dating. After numerous secret dates and after they celebrated their 5th day together, they decided what might not only change their lives, but the entire history of the species of those two kinds. They decided to get married!

The communities, both ants' and mosquitoes' went nutters when they heard it first. But then after a lot of discussions and arguments lasting more seconds than any other had before, they agreed. They thought it could be the dawn of a new era. The beginning of something new. Something smart, active and savage.

They thought the new generation with such parentage would have the unique features of both kinds. They thought the mosquants would be faster, smarter, flying ants which can live more than a day's time. So they announced the wedding. It was a ceremony. Ants and Mosquitoes from all parts of the house gathered at the wedding. It was the most happiest moment of all time. The mosquito and the ant were a married couple now.

And then it all came tumbling down! The dream of ants and of the mosquitoes were crashed. It was the night after the wedding. The mosquito was sitting outside the anthill. Holding back tears and grumbling unintelligible words. Seeing this a friend of mosquito stopped and asked the mosquito why it's not inside, doing the thing!? And the mosquito said this.

'Poor girly ant! she has got mosquito repellent on inside the hill dude.. seems she's always been allergic to mosquito bites'

So the next day, both the parties were assembled and the mousqutant couple were separated for life. It was decided then that mosquitoes and ants can never be together. They realized that they can never be a part of each others' lives. And all so soon, it was the end of the dawn.